Friend: So where exactly are you going this summer?
Me: Oh... just like... around
Friend: Doing what?
Me: *sigh* Band
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)
So a pro football player burns roughly 650 calories in 1 hour.
A dci member burns roughly up to 700 in a full run of an 11 minute show.
So is it a Marching field or a Football field?
It’s just band.
Nailed it.
I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING
(Source: to-be-myself)
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